Scene at work
The cast
Rachel: the incredibly bored clerk...who just one 3 sudoku puzzles in a row
One Tech: bored and napping
3 Nurses: are bored and only taking care of a total of 5 patients
Marcie: a nice old lady with a great sense of humor and quick comebacks who is a patient here
Phill: a doctor who is......well....ull see (as long as ive known him whatever group hes with...are well...umm rowdy? for an example they surrounded me and begged me for my chips on the elevator yesterday and they have some crazy code language of acronyms)
Ryan: newish doc....he has become Phills accomplice
Sarah: very short doc....lets just say...when shes nice shes very nice and when shes mean shes even nicer ahhh...and watch out (lets just say shes not on my favorite people list)
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Phill chugs a coffee...and starts a bantering with Marcie about how surgeons have this evil plot to slowly take parts of ur body away till ur dead..
Marcie: now Phill...cut that out.....
Phill: sureeeee where do u want me to start
Ryan sits behind me and his pager starts constantly going off...he is using 2 phones to answer them...Phill calls his attending and starts a gruesome loud conversation about cadaver dissections and what the heck is in peoples necks anyway and how when ever hes cutting on people that he doesnt know what hes doing...patients look a lil nervous
Ryan: (on the phone...exasperated)tell him if he eats hill get pnuemonia and die and it will be his fault....noo...yess....DIEEEEEE...he will die....ok fine tell him i dont care eat HA.....die and im not responsible
(next phone call)...the family has questions...ive never heard of this guy before...i guess....what is wrong with him...no no no no no no no IM NOT GOING TO DO IT....ok...il lbe up in 30 mins
Phill: (to rachel with out giving her a chance to answer anything back) whos that???...wooah that not even my pt!!!...oh man ive been here all nite they will never let me go home... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAT ICAL
Ryan: (next call)........HE HAS WHAT????? .....hold on......
Rach: the ical was drawn at 10ish not my fault i told them to do it 3 times and they wouldnt come
Phill: MARRRRRRCIE YOU CANT GO HOME WITH OUT THE ICAL RESULT
Ryan: (switches to call with his boss)....nooo the glottis shifted...i dun know what its posed to look like....yeah well i guess she can still breath...well just how big was the tumor ur took out....i dun know....blah blah blah
Marcie: they drew it already
Ryan: (switches back)....AGRESSIVE ASPERGILLUS!!!
Phill: (from across the room) sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Ryan: oh great ok ill be up *hangs up* .....soo Phill whats that mean?
Phill: hehehe aspergillus! time for OR
Nurse (to Phill): sooo where do your patients go to (meaning...what floor do they usualy go to)
Phill: (loudly) to hell!
*whole unit cracks up laughing*
*Phill starts paging doctors mean pages and telling the nurses he signed their names to them*
Ryan does discharge paper work while singing a new song he made up..."to the OR, to the OR, cut out fungus cut fungus out of peopleeee cut the fungus outtt"
Phill (to nurse) noo thats Sarahs patient ...pager her and tell her to get her lazy butt in here and do some work for a change
*Ryans pager goes off 3 more times and he sarts muttering about not wanting to be a doctor and why did he ever think this was a good idea*
Ryan:(on the phone again sounds defeated) 8c ok what...me...ok yeahh...ill take em...to the OR right ok....anything you want ok...
*Sarah walks in with her usual annoying sunshiny smile*
rach: *rolls eyes*
Nurse: YOUR HEREEEEEEEEE!!
Sarah: hheyyy Ry ...ohhh hey Philllsy *stands still and bounces in place*
Phill: where have you been??? lazinesssssssss
Ryan: *muttering about fungus and feeding tubes*
*Sarah goes to check on her patient but returns quickly to ask for scissors to take out stitches*
Sarah (to tech) do you have any scissors *her most charming smile*
tech:....yes
Sarah:...ummm where
Phill: in the back room
Sarah: *looks shocked that he knows somthing she didnt* theres a back room???
Phill: yes lil woman let me help you with that
*Marcie comes and stands at my desk for a better view*
Sarah: *stomps her foot tosses hair* I can do it my self i dont need help just tell me where to go
Phill: *grabs her and picks her up carries her to the supply room as she tries to get away* lil woman...what would u do with out me
Sarah: *smooths her ruffled feathers and smiles her evil smile*
Ryan: I gotta go...i have to transport someone to the OR
Phill: Hey rach ICAL???????
Rach: ill call them right now
Phill (to Marcie): so are u just waiting for a ride?
Marcie: noo im waiting for my bra
Phill: ...well umm....umm...ummmm i guess thats kinda...a ride of sorts...for somthing
Marcie: yes..and very uplifting
rach: k her Ical is 1.00
Phill: ok she can leave...
*Sarah sits down to do paper work asking me stupid questions every 5 mins*
Phill and Ryan sweep out of the unit...leaving me...bored again...
Rachel: the incredibly bored clerk...who just one 3 sudoku puzzles in a row
One Tech: bored and napping
3 Nurses: are bored and only taking care of a total of 5 patients
Marcie: a nice old lady with a great sense of humor and quick comebacks who is a patient here
Phill: a doctor who is......well....ull see (as long as ive known him whatever group hes with...are well...umm rowdy? for an example they surrounded me and begged me for my chips on the elevator yesterday and they have some crazy code language of acronyms)
Ryan: newish doc....he has become Phills accomplice
Sarah: very short doc....lets just say...when shes nice shes very nice and when shes mean shes even nicer ahhh...and watch out (lets just say shes not on my favorite people list)
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Phill chugs a coffee...and starts a bantering with Marcie about how surgeons have this evil plot to slowly take parts of ur body away till ur dead..
Marcie: now Phill...cut that out.....
Phill: sureeeee where do u want me to start
Ryan sits behind me and his pager starts constantly going off...he is using 2 phones to answer them...Phill calls his attending and starts a gruesome loud conversation about cadaver dissections and what the heck is in peoples necks anyway and how when ever hes cutting on people that he doesnt know what hes doing...patients look a lil nervous
Ryan: (on the phone...exasperated)tell him if he eats hill get pnuemonia and die and it will be his fault....noo...yess....DIEEEEEE...he will die....ok fine tell him i dont care eat HA.....die and im not responsible
(next phone call)...the family has questions...ive never heard of this guy before...i guess....what is wrong with him...no no no no no no no IM NOT GOING TO DO IT....ok...il lbe up in 30 mins
Phill: (to rachel with out giving her a chance to answer anything back) whos that???...wooah that not even my pt!!!...oh man ive been here all nite they will never let me go home... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE STAT ICAL
Ryan: (next call)........HE HAS WHAT????? .....hold on......
Rach: the ical was drawn at 10ish not my fault i told them to do it 3 times and they wouldnt come
Phill: MARRRRRRCIE YOU CANT GO HOME WITH OUT THE ICAL RESULT
Ryan: (switches to call with his boss)....nooo the glottis shifted...i dun know what its posed to look like....yeah well i guess she can still breath...well just how big was the tumor ur took out....i dun know....blah blah blah
Marcie: they drew it already
Ryan: (switches back)....AGRESSIVE ASPERGILLUS!!!
Phill: (from across the room) sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Ryan: oh great ok ill be up *hangs up* .....soo Phill whats that mean?
Phill: hehehe aspergillus! time for OR
Nurse (to Phill): sooo where do your patients go to (meaning...what floor do they usualy go to)
Phill: (loudly) to hell!
*whole unit cracks up laughing*
*Phill starts paging doctors mean pages and telling the nurses he signed their names to them*
Ryan does discharge paper work while singing a new song he made up..."to the OR, to the OR, cut out fungus cut fungus out of peopleeee cut the fungus outtt"
Phill (to nurse) noo thats Sarahs patient ...pager her and tell her to get her lazy butt in here and do some work for a change
*Ryans pager goes off 3 more times and he sarts muttering about not wanting to be a doctor and why did he ever think this was a good idea*
Ryan:(on the phone again sounds defeated) 8c ok what...me...ok yeahh...ill take em...to the OR right ok....anything you want ok...
*Sarah walks in with her usual annoying sunshiny smile*
rach: *rolls eyes*
Nurse: YOUR HEREEEEEEEEE!!
Sarah: hheyyy Ry ...ohhh hey Philllsy *stands still and bounces in place*
Phill: where have you been??? lazinesssssssss
Ryan: *muttering about fungus and feeding tubes*
*Sarah goes to check on her patient but returns quickly to ask for scissors to take out stitches*
Sarah (to tech) do you have any scissors *her most charming smile*
tech:....yes
Sarah:...ummm where
Phill: in the back room
Sarah: *looks shocked that he knows somthing she didnt* theres a back room???
Phill: yes lil woman let me help you with that
*Marcie comes and stands at my desk for a better view*
Sarah: *stomps her foot tosses hair* I can do it my self i dont need help just tell me where to go
Phill: *grabs her and picks her up carries her to the supply room as she tries to get away* lil woman...what would u do with out me
Sarah: *smooths her ruffled feathers and smiles her evil smile*
Ryan: I gotta go...i have to transport someone to the OR
Phill: Hey rach ICAL???????
Rach: ill call them right now
Phill (to Marcie): so are u just waiting for a ride?
Marcie: noo im waiting for my bra
Phill: ...well umm....umm...ummmm i guess thats kinda...a ride of sorts...for somthing
Marcie: yes..and very uplifting
rach: k her Ical is 1.00
Phill: ok she can leave...
*Sarah sits down to do paper work asking me stupid questions every 5 mins*
Phill and Ryan sweep out of the unit...leaving me...bored again...
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