Top 12 Geek Phobias

1. Placebophobia - fear of decaf coffee
2. Maternal Terminalophobia - fear of having to replace your motherboard
3. Cerebral Dezonephobia - fear of interruptions
4. Amishophobia - fear of power outages
5. Dumbass Relyophobia - fear of teamwork
6. Warden Cyberwarephobia - fear employer firewalls
7. Treehomocideophobia - fear of paper instruction manuals
8. Instant Paperweightophobia - fear of dead batteries
9. Peckophobia - fear of having broken fingers/hand
10. Keyaquaphobia - fear of coffee-to-keyboard spills
11. Unitaskophobia - fear of a single stimulus
12. Privacy Tramplephobia - fear of unknown/unauthorized tracking of online activities
(via techchickblog.com)